Washed Up Morning activities

I accomplished all this bullshit before 12pm

1. Watched Kanye West perform Heartless on Yahoo Music and realized....Caucasians still think he is a nigg*r.....They gave him the James Brown, Bobby Brown, Chris Brown treatment....Used him up, washed him up and gave him back....smh

2. Waited until old navy had a 30% off sale to buy anything....$20 for a shirt was just too expensive...i aint sayin the "R" word...but you know what it is.


3. i spent 2 hours looking at this thread....smh
http://niketalk.yuku.com/topic/159338/t/CHOPPA-CITY-LOOK-AT-THIS-DUDES-SUIT-.html

Washed Up Weekend Round Up

Corporate Niggas using their "interview" voice when the cop approached the car which smelt like Lil Wayne's tour bus. "Officer we weren't doing anything......." = Washed the Fuck Up

A car with a nigga in a sweater, pink shirt and tie, a white girl that would probably knock out half the goons in Delaware, a nigga who stuffed $40 worth of weed into his hightop chuck taylor like he was an extra in Cooley High, a chick that was sending "I miss you" texts all night and a nigga who refuses to wear a coat in 20 degree weather.....all of whom were shouting the lyrics to washed up king DMX's "Stop being greedy" at the top of their lungs = Washed the Fuck Up

A nigga giving me $7.00 to drive him to work = Washed the Fuck Up

A nigga eating wings at a strip club ANYTIME = Washed the Fuck Up

A nigga falling asleep during the Super Bowl and then waking up and going to Denny's for a Milkshake at 1 am =Washed the Fuck Up

Any nigga who is going to see "He's just not that into you" = Washed the Fuck Up....ill be there on Sunday with a Cardigan, a coffee and my washed up sidekick.

*Disclaimer....dont take offense im just a washed up nigga with an opinion and no woman to go home to hahaha

Don't call it a comeback.....

I have resorted to the ultimate washed up lifestyle.

I wear a grey champion hoody with a ripped pocket.
I wear navy plue sweatpants with tapered ankles.
I havent been to the barbershop in 2 months.
I eat whole weat pancakes for breakfast and dinner.
I have salsa sandwiches for lunch.
I spend my free time watching Lifetime or TLC.
My room smells like full court basketball.

a night in the life of a washed up nigga...

So after said nigga got done work.....said nigga proceeded to drive to the gas station with tank on "E" and only got $11 worth of gas because regardless of the fact that said nigga's president is black....he is still broke....

After the trip to the gas station said nigga went home and was bored and visited the website for the washed up aka "dating on demand".

After watching 2 episodes of cheaters.....said nigga went out to a bar surrounded by the whitest of white folks.....paranoid as a motherfucker. Said nigga then came home and fell asleep on the couch watching CNN.

All in all a great night of being washed the fuck up!

Random Washed Up Moment 1.22.09

I'm at the the barbershop......old african man is in here reciting public enemy songs at the top of his lungs...smh

Random Washed up moment 1.19.09

Was just in Walmart..where all the washed up people go. Not only did I get bread, peanut butter, and jelly...but...the bread was whole grain...

Smh....

"Washed up" Weekend plans......Pt.1

This weekend its going to be plenty of Inauguration parties. Props to all bars that will be serving drinks called "Obama" and shots called "Barack". What about the washed up folks? Well here's some washed up activities for the people rocking house shoes and pajamas from Friday evening to Monday morning.....

Fuck it. Nothing burns time like playing poker on xbox live and talking to people from Boise. Turn on the Xbox at about 7pm tonight and it should carry u to the next morning easy.

Watch a BET movie. If watching "Fresh" or "Tales from the hood" doesn't put u to sleep quick than i don't know what can.

Go to ya local bar. Not the spot that's popping. Go to the bar all the washed up people go to. So what u got on a hoody & tims and most the people in there got on hunting gear. So what most of these people look like McCain supporters. Go in there, order a beer, drink it, then go back home asap.


Your welcome.